dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

rory-motherfucking-williams:

alexis-cool:

look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”

image

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

styrnwilf:

OMG

reminderofwhereicanfindher:

fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO NOT PET

YOU DON’T PUT A DOG IN FRONT OF ME AND TELL ME NOT TO PET IT

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

terrakion:

IM SCREAMING I CANT HANDLE THIS

terrakion:

IM SCREAMING I CANT HANDLE THIS