ohgosh-ohno:

yorick explores which games his dog likes on this episode of dog time

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids